Understatement of the century
Kate: I dare you to hassle me about the amount of cream cheese on this bagel. I double-dare you.
Justin: I can’t wait for you to not be pregnant anymore.
Kate: Watch it, mister. Don’t poke the bear.
Justin: (sigh)
Kate: Some mornings you shouldn’t even try to talk to me before I’ve eaten.
Justin: SOME mornings? Are you kidding?


Reader Comments (5)
I was VILE for about the last six weeks of being pregnant with my twins.
If my partner left clothes on the floor I would literally throw them out the window onto the grass - so that he would often come home from uni (he was studying then) to find a great pile of clothes and shoes strewn across the lawn. But I had no sense of humour about this - he would be welcomed home with a tirade;
why can't you pick up your own f*ing clothes! You can't expect me to do it! I can hardly bend over! In fact, I'm not bloody well cooking dinner! This is horrible! I feel as if I'm about 400 years old and then you leave a huge mess for me to clean up. You have no idea how I feel! Why can't you appreciate how I feel right now...
The strange thing was - I wasn't (and still aren't) the most fastidious housekeeper in the world.
And yet regardless, they STILL insist on poking the bear...why IS that?!?!
And Kelly.. I WISH it was mood swings, since 'mood swings' assumes cheerful times to balance out the vile. Woe for jus!