The sibling sweepstakes
“Don’t bother waiting,” my fellow yogi said at class on Saturday morning. “Just do it now. If you wait until Evan’s out of diapers, he’ll only end up regressing once the second comes along. It’s just like <name removed to protect the guilty>. When my second was born, he started pooping on the coffee table. I wouldn’t tell him that now – he’s 24. But that’s what he did.”
To impregnate, or not to impregnate? That is the question. We see ourselves as a two-fer family, so it’s not the numbers that are up for debate. It’s the timing.
If we were on the two-year-gap track, I’d have to get pregnant by the spring. But.. but.. but.. it’s not fair! I’m back to myself again, just. I’m not leaving milky puddles on the sheets. I smell good. I am light of foot and nimble of mind. I know what month it is, and I don’t open the fridge door to put a clean frying pan away. How do I love thee, mojo? Let me count the ways.
Three years: that’s what I’d been thinking. Give my recovered self a nice, long break; give Evan a chance to learn how to pee standing up; get through the terrible twos. My hopes, however naïve: that a three-year-old Evan would be more likely to respond to reason (or at least bribery), making it easier for us to cope as a family of four.
Now, we’re on the fence. The Do-It-Quick camp says:
- Compress the diaper years, even if it means they overlap.
- The sooner you get pregnant, the sooner you’ll be done with it for good. Your body is never really yours again until you’re done.
- Kids born closer together are closer in spirits.
- It might take you longer to concieve than you think. May as well get started now.
- Why would you allow yourself to have two in diapers at the same time? Why, in the name of all that’s holy?
- Why rush? You’re not ticking yet.
- Kids born further apart are easier to manage.
- Don’t start trying unless you’re ready to get pregnant tomorrow.
Readers, family, friends: please weigh in. Cast your vote in the Evan’s Little Sibling Sweepstakes! A prize, yet-to-be-determined, will be delivered nine months from the contest close (also yet-to-be-determined).


Reader Comments (12)
I will say this though, at least you are smelling good and have worked your way back to yourself so you've done the basline waiting. You're good to go!
Just don't think this means we've come to a decision!